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I reserve the right to change any of these Terms and Conditions at any given moment on this website. As I am quite unpredictable and yet still somehow extremely lazy, please check back here from time to time.
Even though I spend a great amount of energy to provide you with up-to-date information (through thorough research and eating lots of cookies and drinking lots of coffee), I make no representations or warranties of any kind (expressed or implied) about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability of any information, products, considerations, facts, details, or related graphics contained on J. D. Rhyder Novels for any purpose.
Especially when it comes to current or past locations, economics, governments, historical details, and website addresses, I advise you to double-check any and all details. You don’t want to spoil your friends with some tidbit of incredibly fascinating, undeniably cool discourse on classical literature only to become the laughing-stock of your weekly book club, now do you?
I aim to provide you with the best possible accuracy of information the time of publishing, but some information will understandably be less accurate as time passes. Should you find any inaccurate information, please do not hesitate to contact me. I will drop everything, get behind my laptop and correct this world shocking mistake right away… or as soon as I finished my cup of coffee. I do have my priorities you see.
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I cannot be held responsible for any offense taken due to translation, interpretation or mistakes in grammar and/or punctuation of my website’s content. I am American and I speak English. While a common combination… it also justifiably demonstrates just how weird our language can be.
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I am not responsible for the actions of my advertisers or sponsors. If you purchase a product or service based upon a link from my website, you must take action with that company to resolve any issues, not J. D. Rhyder Novels.
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To help the website expand, to cover costs of running the site and for me to be able to build a spaceship capable of reaching Mars (YEAH I WISH!), some advertising and affiliate links will be used on my website. Affiliate links could potentially earn me a small (very small) commission on any purchases made when visiting Amazon after clicking on one of these links. I will do my absolute best to only provide you with information about products that I truly believe in. I will never take your trust for granted. All reviews on my website will be presented honestly and I will disclose whether I will be receiving any commissions or products for free.
Letters to the Editor
Any letters, e-mails, blog comments, responses on Social Media platforms such as Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram and Twitter, or questions written directly to me may be used to share with my blogging audience unless specifically requested otherwise. Part of these letters or emails, questions or any other feedback may be used in newsletters, blog posts, columns or up-and-coming books. Gratuitous compliments will be painted on a 100 year-old oak stump, then stained, framed and placed in a central location of my house for all to see. You know, for reasons.
Thank you so much for visiting my website and blog; and remember that what you read here is only the ideas and stories brought forth from the mind of simple individual. With the whole of humanity providing the backdrop, remember not to get lost in the foreground. Enjoy your stay!
~ J. D. Rhyder